Politically Correct is more correct than you realize

Social activism requires vast amounts of taxpayers money. Activists need to be hired, trained, travelled, and given access to photocopiers, computers, and colored paper. The problem is big: racism, sexism, abilityism, to name a few. In the eternal battle against the powerful forces of white heteronormative evil, we need to provide our telemarketing activists with obstacle handling verbage to convince people with money to redistribute their wealth into the hands of activists. Poverty, not criminals, cause crime.

Just read this priceless and erudite exposition about why white people are responsible for all black problems. Not some, not none, but the absolute all of Jean Paul Sartre. It is too long to fisk, so get a clay cup of carrot nectar, a bran prune muffin, turn your heat off (to fight global warming) and enjoy this priceless argument (*) that I found in the fertile waters of cyberspace.

Now that you know that black rappers using the N-word is not the fault of black rappers, you may begin to comprehend the logic of the 'finger on the trigger is not the finger on the trigger, but the finger on the trigger is really a Christian Taxpayer in Alberta' argument. And here is a well spoken educator to expound on this (*). Savour the insight on the heteronormative Duke Lacross Stripper Rapist situation. I sleep better at night knowing that people like this have care over other people's children.

Finally, for all of those who are inspired to burn their copies of Aristotle's Logic, here is a page of white guilt (*) to give you a role model of what you should be spending your day doing: agonizing with guilt over things you cannot control. Of course, a great way to minimize your guilt is to support the taxation of other people, encourage the use of other people's property to solve the problems of your emotionally driven transport truck of reason. And, I think spending other peoples money is a great way to solve that which cannot be solved. Accomodate me! Accomodate me, now!

All white people are racists. No matter how much of our national treasure is spent on accomodatation of our Oppressed-Canadians, it is not enough. Abilityism (the evil idea that hiring and promotions should be on merit) is evil. So, lets spark up those social problems and stuff tax money in the hands of activists. As an activist, I can tell you this is the right thing to do. I hate hate, and in order to fight the eternal fight against hate, to stop hate from fighting, I need access to an eternal supply of your money. You will feel better. If you act now, I will send you a coloring book The Story of Lynching suitable for your child to color with crayons when they are doing coloring in Calculus class.

Send me your money. Elmer Fudd, noted activist journalist said during the Vietnam war, Anyone who disagrees is a wascally wacist.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this

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