Inside Mitchieville - April 16, 2007

	Everybody is talking about our new library facilities here in Mitchieville! Here is a beautiful picture of the library. The parking lot was built over the Skorzeny Quarry, which is still in operation.
	Nobody likes people who talk too loud in the library, and this new behavior modification device (from our Corporate Partners at Mars-Vulcan Heavy Industries) sure does the trick! Suitable for home, office, or high school, the Cage aux Folles will increase the productivity of your abilityless employees or students faster than you can say ampere.
	Exposing our students to new cultures is one of the missions of our kitchen staff at Mitchieville High. The kitchen is a nutfree zone that celebrates a diversity of culinary styles.
	Our library hosts a variety of community groups. Here are the Japanese Latex Fetish Clothing Makers club. Most of our groups receive public funding, but are in no way accountable.
	Here is a picture I took at a management seminar that I ran titled: Motivation by Fear. Part of the Patient Career Spider program at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. The woman in the picture is Ilsa, one of our Acquisitions Librarians.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

note to technician: Why do these pictures never line up like they do for you? I want an answer, yesterday.

technician's note: Why don't they teach anything useful in telemarketing school, like making tables in html? It's naked oppression of the technician class to have to clean up after telemarketer's coding, I tells ya!