Simon Cowell Has Huge Breasts and Hangs Out With Old, Badly Tanned Milk Harvesters

For the love of God, would someone please go over there and milk Simon Cowell's gigantic udders.

Look at the tits on that bad bastard, they're bigger than Paula Abduls. Then again, Paula has a bigger dick than Simon, so they're pretty much even. And look at the old guy staring at Simon's breasts. It's like he's visualizing the best way to extract the milk from Simon's hugemungous fun bags. I guess when you make $35 million a year you don't really give a shit what people think of your appearance, Simon Cowell is proof positive of that.