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Thursday, February 01, 2007

24--2pm

"Chloe, it's me, Jack"

"What's going on, Jack?"

"I don't have much time to talk. I just left Tim Horton's and I'm going to go find the terrorist canine-American's as soon as I eat my Canadian maple donut"

"Eat your what?"

"My Canadian maple donut"

"Don't you mean your maple dip?"

"No, I mean my Canadian maple"

"What's the difference?"

"The difference is, a maple dip has maple glaze on top of the donut, where as a Canadian maple not only has a maple glaze on the top, but the inside is filled with sweet, delicious maple goo"

"That sounds fattening"

"Hahaha, yes Chloe, it is fattening, but it's like a party in your mouth"

"I wanna come....hahahaha"

"Hahahaha, oh Chloe, you'll be the death of me"

To be continued...

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