They Like Big Butts and I Don't Know Why

Look out lips and breasts, plastic surgeons are saying butt enhancement is all the craze:

Buttock lifts increased 283 percent from 2000 to 2005, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.

Deep down, women have always wanted this, says Dr. George Lefkovits

That's very true. I have never met a girl that didn't want a bigger ass. The Little Danish Girl is forever saying to me, "Do these jeans make my ass too small?"

Women it seems, are lining up their skinny asses right out the door to have butt enhancement, but who exactly are these women that are getting this done?

The Caucasians don't want to be too big. The sistas want to be as big as you can get it. Asians are somewhere in between.

I suppose when they're talking butt enhancement they're talking about giving a woman a bit of a bubble butt. Nothing wrong with a little shape, however, there is a big difference between a flat ass and a skinny ass. An ass might be flat, but as long as there is a little meat to hang onto, the world is your oyster. However, if an ass it too skinny, it's like hanging on to a 2x4, or some other analogy that makes more sense.

Ladies, stay away from bum surgery, there is no need for it. If you are worried that your butt isn't acceptable, just send me some pictures and I'll give you my honest opinion. Remember though, it's impossible for me to tell if you have your pants on, so let's be reasonable here.

No ifs, ands or butts