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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Hussein Execution ‘Resembled The Worst Kind Of Nightmare Out Of The Old American West’

Tom Brokaw was on Don Imus today, and had this to say about the execution of Saddam Hussein:
“[W]e portray ourselves around the world as the champions of democracy and the rule of law,” Brokaw said, yet Hussein’s execution “resembled the worst kind of nightmare out of the old American West.” As a result, Hussein, who “had disappeared, in effect, as some kind of a symbol over there, suddenly becomes a martyr.”
Other than Tom Brokaw, his media friends, western *intellectuals* and the Palestinian death cult, who else believes Saddam is a martyr? You're right, no one does.

You see, Saddam isn't a martyr, and Tom knows this, but he's pretty damn sure that one of these days it's going to happen. Here comes the problem for Tom Brokaw: Saddam Hussein will never become a martyr. No matter how much Tom hopes this happens, no matter how much Tom wishes this happens, no matter how much Tom pulls his extremely small penis in delight at the thought it could possibly happen, it aint gonna happen, Saddam was hated by everyone.

Sorry to ruin your circle-jerk, Tom, but you should really read more news.

posted by The Mayor at 7:56 PM

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