The 10 Most Revolting Women on the Planet--#9 Lindsay Lohan

Many of you might be wondering how in God's green earth Lindsay Lohan managed to take the #9 position for the most revolting woman on the planet while Barbra Streisand only managed #10. Many of you might be curious as to how a woman with a pretty acceptable body like Lindsay could have a crappier position than that of a woman that has the body of a beat up pickup truck. Many of you might be asking yourself why you have a large greasy bump on the inside of your bumhole.

I'll answer those questions thusly: Lohan is #9 and Streisand is #10 for the simple fact that Lohan is a filthy whore while Streisand is just a dirty bitch. Filthy tops whore and whore tops bitch.

The reason you have a large greasy bump on the inside of your bumhole is because you don't wipe well enough. It's God's wake-up call to you. He's saying, "Hey, dirty pig, you need to clean better down there or I'll plague you with disgusting bumps". God is just.

I really wanted to give Lohan the benefit of the doubt, I really didn't want to put her on my list, but she made me. Lohan has proven quite useless throughout 2006, being sloth-like and lazy, pigdogish and generally dysfunctional. She's unproductive and pointless, feckless and meaningless, she's a garbagy, no good, valueless trash deposit. And that's on her good days.

Lohan deserves to be on my list, she's a real dirty girl. Lohan has had more balls bounce off her chin than a retarded child playing dodgeball. That was a terrible line, I should be ashamed of myself. And I am, and Lohan should be ashamed of herself, but she's not, easy broads never are.

Have a look at #10!