The Mayor's Linkie Love

How does Use My Computer always end up getting the best pictures in the universe? Pure magic I tells ya, pure magic.

I received an interesting email yesterday from a company that was interested in advertising on Mitchieville. I ended up speaking with *Mr. Roberts* from said company, and he told me that they would pay me a fairly nice slice of change every month to advertise on this site as long as I cut waaaaaay back on the swearing and stop posting semi-clad women. He said this could be one of the best comedy/information sites on the interwebs, but I would have to make changes. I told *Mr. Roberts* that I would think about it. And, I've thought about it.

No.

What is the big mystery behind the #6174? Math geeks are sure to love this. As for everyone else, just move along, there is nothing to see here...

If watching inanimate objects get ripped apart is your bag, you are going to absolutely love Shred it. Watch various crap get shred, like old fridges and big tires and copies of Al Gores new movie. You know, really useless garbage that no one cares about.

When you watch this crackhead freaking out, you will become angry and hateful towards him. That is a natural reaction, this piece of work really should be killed immediately, he is society's garbage.

If you're anything like me, and I don't mean able to breath out your ears and have a tongue like a reptile, your drivers license picture turned out absolutely perfect. The guys in this short clip? Not so much.

If you're Canadian and older than thirty, you'll remember Hinterland, Who's Who. This quick little vid is a spoof on that, and it features the *Crack Spider*. Two thumbs and a penis up for this clip.

Have you seen this picture of the American Chinook helicopter setting down on the roof top of a shack on a steep mountain cliff? I've seen this picture months ago, yet is it still relevant today.

Is the Coca Cola logo anti-Arabic? Go see for yourself...

Are Canadian one dollar coins being bugged? The Retired Geez thinks so and has sent me the proof. I should have done a full post on this article, but seeing as that I am a very busy and important person, I just couldn't get around to it (in other words, I had sex last night)

Mark tells me that Trevor Kidd has filed for divorce citing "extreme cruelty" throughout his marriage. I hate to break this to Trevor Kidd, but *Extreme cruelty* is actually the definition of marriage.

What does 200 calories look like? 200 calories pretty much looks like this. I know, whippy shit.

That's it for today. I hope everyone has a fantastic Thursday, I hope it's payday for you. It could have been payday for me...remember the first part of the post? But it's not payday for me, I didn't sell out....yet. Although I'm sure I will sell out some day, the timing just isn't right. Plus, now I can make a big fuss about how I didn't sell out and that I have a set of standards I go by. Haha, what a crock of steamy poo that is.