The Mayor's Linkie Love

That child has a nasty attitude, if I was the parent I would give her a good talking to.

My Campaign Manager, Chris Strange, is sorely missing the two main ingredients that make a great Campaign Manager: The *Campaign* and the *Manager* part. There is less than three weeks to go before Lisa starts moving ferns into this place and Chris Strange is too busy making funny posts to campaign for me. Man, hard to find good help these days.

Scott, from LMNOP, is making some changes over at his blog, starting with the blog name. If you haven't visited Scott before, you are missing out on some terrific reading. And I'm not just saying that because I owe him $40, I mean it, Scott is an interesting guy. As a matter if fact, Scott is a great guy, very funny, very smart, and he has an oriental wife, which is sexy as hell. Go give my bro some support and tell him that you love him.

All the smarty-panted math lovers will be walking around sporting wood for the next week after reading how one man figured out how Google ranks its pages by using a mathematical formula. Or something like that (formula shown)

Watching a child play paintball isn't very funny, watching that same child get shot in the head while playing paintball is definitely funny.

Watching a cat on LSD is not funny at all. I had to watch this 60 times to make sure it wasn't funny, and let me tell you, it's not funny.

If you're a Beatles fan, you're going to really dig the Unseen Beatles. Never seen before footage, which makes me laugh because I just saw it.

Attu has the Hottest Moms in the World up and running, but *hottest* is such a subjective term. Especially considering that your mom is the hottest mom in the world. Whoa, easy on the mom jokes, fucker.

Trav sent me *Tony vs. Paul*, with the note that says, "A cool video for your viewing pleasure". However, *cool* is subjective, unlike your mom, who's like *totally* subjective. Whoa, I told you already, easy with the mom jokes, fucker.

Trav also sent me the Naughty Little Mermaid, but I think I posted that before. Who cares, it's great.

In the spirit of making up with The Mayor, ELZBTH sent me a picture of hot women. She also tells me that she's the little number on the left.

My typing fingers are all broken, this took me four days to type out, so I hope you're happy. Having to type this out with my tongue was murder, but it's all about you, isn't it?

Keep sending me those links, I luv 'em all!