Big Brother Bids Big For K-Fed

Big Brother in Britain has offered Kevin Federline over $300,000 (Canadian) to be in their reality show:

An insider said: Kevin is hugely entertaining because he takes himself really seriously even though no one else does.

He'll be great for the show because it's all about larger-than-life characters.

Good. I hope this leads to K-Fed being insanely successful.

You see, all I have been hearing lately is what a jackass K-Fed is and how he ruined poor Britney Spears. Oh, poor Britney, when is the little angel ever going to catch a break? Well eff me gently with a chainsaw, I say. Britney is a Class A douchebag, and it's abundantly clear from seeing her hang around that disease receptacle, Paris Hilton, the last week or so.

Britney has two children, she should be at home letting one or both of them suck on her gigantic milkbags instead of whoring around Hollyweird, smoking and drinking and acting like a piece of shit white trash piglet. K-Fed might have been onto something when he filed the papers to keep those kids, it's becoming obvious that Britney doesn't have a maternal bone in her body. Although if she hangs around Paris *feed me dead animals* Hilton long enough she'll have plenty of bones thrust up inside her body.

I feel no pain for Britney, it's not as if she didn't know K-Fed was a pot-smokin' backwoods Neanderthal when she met him, she got exactly what he advertised. She is an adult and made an adult decision. She even had TWO kids with this guy, whose fault was that? If bitch didn't want kids, bitch should have taken up the art of swallowing, like her hump buddy Paris *don't lose your wristwatch up their* Hilton. It takes two to Tango and Britney tangoed twice, so the hell with her.

I hope K-Fed gets a billion dollars from Britney, he deserves every red cent. K-Fed might be a loser, but it's not his body that had to have a tummy tuck and radical reconstruction, it was that baby-making dunce, Britney Spears. You reap what you sew, tramp.

Show me da BIG $$$ Yo dawg, shit.