Heather Mills McCartney

I have obtained a letter from Heather Mills McCartney to Paul McCartney stating her love for the little Beatle in no uncertain terms. The letter is kind of sappy, but it's easy to see after viewing it that Heather really does, and did, love Paul:

Dear Paul,

Although we are no longer living together and have been apart for some time, I'm finding it hard to LEGgo of you. You are always on my mind. Like today, for instance: I was watching baseball and I saw this man hit the ball and he LEGged out a single, and for some weird reason I thought of you. It must have been because of how hard you worked in our relationship.

I woke up this morning and I felt very sad, like I do most mornings. I got out of bed and reached for my LEGgs Pantyhose, cut off one side with scissors because I really have no use for both LEGs of the pantyhose, and thought of you. I cried. I went downstairs and made myself some waffles, and when I was about to eat one, the maid came and took it out of my hand. I yelled at her, "Maria, LEGgo my Eggo". I know that if you were here you would have stopped Maria.

Paul, without you I am nothing, I am but a speck of dust, a leaf blowing in the wind. Without you I don't have a LEG to stand on. LEG's say we try to reconcile and stop playing games with each other. We are silly to try to get a LEG up on each other, we are too mature for that, LEGs let bygones be bygones.

As I hobble up and down the stairs all day, I think of you and all the wonderful times we had together. There are no if, ands or LEGs about it, I am still addicted to you.

LEG's give it one more chance, Paul. I don't know what I would do without you, I may as well unscrew this wooden leg of mine and smash my stupid head in with it. I can't LEGgo of the thought of you, Paul. You are all encompassing, LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG...

I will LEG you 'till the end of time,

LEG,
Heather
xxoo