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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Awaken Thor

Someone has asked me what motivates me.

Is there anyone who is denied access to knowledge? I am sure that there are schizophrenics on student loans that cannot get their university to offer a degree in Stupid Studies. And I am outraged, etcetera etcetera. Regardless, I say that Stalin's criteria of a one class global state has been reached.

Stalin identified three species of Socialist Mankind: the Workers and the Progressively Stupid. A subset of the species of Stupid-Canadians are the repulsive Scum-Canadians. None the less, the Canadian Charter of Rights prevents many of our representative Canadian Cultures from expressing their ancestral tradition of pogrom. In third world, or especially African countries, a criminal underclass would have been hacked down like sugar cane in a week long orgy of machete violence. But not in Canada, because of white privilege.

And to prove that the More-Socialism Party is more correct than the Status-Quo-Socialism Party, need I but point to the racist shithole that is Canada? This great country of ours continues to shovel out money in well meaning but futile attempts to reduce the stupidity of the Progressively-Stupid Canadian species (lets just call them Helots, shall we?). Only fourty percent of the volumetric mass of Canadians are members of the Fully-Proletarian Canadian species. I am quoting Stalin here, so if you disagree you can go bicker with him about it.

As the ratio between Proletarians and Helots changes we observe all of the predicatable social effects promised to us by Gentle Comrade Stalin. Helots are easily turned by shabby vote buying social trinketry. Corruption overwhelms The State. All things we have observed in Canada, as well as lynching, euthanasia, homophobia, and inadequate lawn watering.

This is the present state of Socialist Canada. Too many non-Socialists. Not enough smiles and polite clapping when The Boy Wonder, Bob Rae appears on State Television. First of all, we need to get rid of all competition for the CBC. If you listen to radio or watch TV in Canada, it will be CBC. We can seize the assets of the rival television corporations and sell them for a tax windfall. And the internet will be censored. No more sex pictures.

In a future Police State, everyone will be Happy. We will put drugs in the drinking water. Even if we just do the cities this will be enough. There are not enough people living outside of our drugged-water zones to form a meaningful resistance. We can laugh at them from our convenient Toronto location.

In the long run, we can chain a radio transponder around their neck to increase their productivity. In can be equipped to administer electromagnetic impulses to the brain. Pavlov would drool. Legions of electro-tranquilized paper pushers, dressed hip hop themed diapers , shuffling off to their assigned work stations in obedience to flashing light signals.

This is my vision of your future. Are you chained to a desk? Or are you sitting around a control room, in charge? Do you dispatch Helots to The Labor Pool? Or are you one of the Dispatched?Ruler or ruled, take your pick. Act quickly. Slow, fat people are going to be 'food' by Christmas.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

posted by The Mayor at 4:04 PM

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