Albert Rivera campaigns nude

It's municipal election time in Ontario and this means the Mayor is busier than ever. Not only must he attend to the important business of managing the lives and money of each and every Mitchievillian, he is now obliged to take time out from his charitable activities to campaign. Elections in Mitchieville should be cancelled. Social justice is more important than the choices of the electorate. The Mayor has a right to rule. Sargon the Magnificent said so.

However, the Mayor loves the people and so he does not complain that the province forces municipalities to hold elections every four years. As part of his campaign, The Mayor has promised to kiss each baby in town. Yes, that is correct. Each and every baby will be blessed by the Mayor's slobber. This takes time though and I would like to suggest an alternative strategy to the Mayor. Follow the example of Albert Rivera.

Albert Rivera's nude body is everywhere to be seen _ just what he wants as he runs for president of Catalonia. Rivera has filled the streets of Barcelona and other Catalan cities with thousands of posters of him in the buff, modestly shielding himself with his hands.

[..] "We believe that we need a modern Catalonia where nationalism is not the only thing on the agenda," Rivera said in an interview. "Public money that's sunk into projects like Catalan-only sports teams or a Catalan national anthem should be destined to projects that encourage social equality."

[..] Beside Rivera's picture, the poster reads: "We don't care where you were born. We don't care which language you speak. We don't care what kind of clothes you wear. We care about you."

I, Lisa, a multicultural resident of Mitchieville and London and founding member of *BITCH* wrote this