Britney is a Hero

This is kind of bizarre:

Britney Spears stunned shoppers and staff at a Victoria's Secret lingerie shop last week, when she changed her son's diaper on the store's dirty floor.

The singer was shopping in Mission Viejo, Calif., on June 4, where she purchased some pink g-string underwear with 8-month-old son Sean Preston in tow.

The tot needed to have his diaper changed and the 24-year-old plopped him down on the floor next to the cash register.

A shocked sales associate recalls, "We don't have the cleanest floors. She just put him down and changed his diaper and then handed it to a sales clerk saying, 'Can you throw this away for us?'

"We told her that we couldn't put that in our trash."

I'm not sure what disgusts me more, the fact that Britney changed her child's filthy shit-covered diaper on a dirty floor, or the fact that she's wearing g-strings. Remember, the picture you see to the right of these words is no longer a true representation of Britney Spears. The hot looking Britney Spears left the station years ago.

And good for the Victoria Secret employee admitting that their floors are as clean as a Chinese food restaurant, I'm sure that's good for business.

This whole article has been about filth, and now I can't stop itching.

I wish someone would change my diaper

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