Bush to Invade Mexico

This is a leak from our source in the the CBC creative news writing team!:

WASHINGTON President Bush signed a mobilization timetable today authorizing the invasion of Mexico. The National Guard troops being deployed to the border are a deception measure to conceal the movement of tanks and warplanes to the Southern Border. Rumsfeld gloated over plans for the enslavement of the Mexican people as second class citizens without access to fully funded state health care. Vice President Dick Cheyney was unable to comment as he is recovering from having fresh organs implanted from several sources.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that the ten thousand Canadian troops and the Canadian Nuclear powered Fleet Carrier James Wolfe, along with its Task force of cruisers and submarines, would support the invasion. United Nations representatives are unable to comment, due to the legalization of prostitution and cocaine in New York by crafty Republican politicians.

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