Beauty is the Key to Life

A 94 year old Chinese man says he knows what the key to longevity is:

Huang Chunyi, a 94-year-old from China's Taiwan Province, says looking at photos of beautiful women every day is the secret to his longevity.

Huang started to cut out photos of beauties when he retired 20 years ago.

"Since then, I have collected more than 100,000 photos of beautiful women from newspapers and magazines," Huang said, "I have a look at these photos every day and this has helped to retain my sharp eyes and ears."

Pictures of Chiling Lin, a famous model from Taiwan, and Hollywood actresses Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz are among his favorites.

Cameron Diaz? Your eyesight isn't that great, papasan.

Who am I to argue the fact that looking at hot women every day will get you to a ripe old age? If this is true, then The Mayor will live to be 900 years old. Take that to the bank.

However, if looking at pictures of Cameron Diaz is the only way to reach relic stage, then I'm afraid the Lord is calling me.

Drinking works too, it has to