Sausage Factory Bans Porn

Some jokes write themselves:

TWO women have been fired for watching porn films starring men with huge manhoods — on computers at a sausage roll factory.

Eight other staff have been suspended after a probe by meaty snack firm Palethorpes into material downloaded off the internet.

“The place is full of jokes about sausage rolls and pork swords. It’s very embarrassing for a well-known company.”

I'm going to pass on this one, and let you, my witty, jocular, and downright perverted readership field this one for The Mayor.

You are what you eat