Janet Reno Sings *Respect*

I watched Janet Reno sing Respect about four times, and I laughed my ass off every time. THEN, I decided to read the article and it says that Janet Reno has Parkinson's, so all chuckles are off limits now.

However, when I didn't know she had Parkinson's, I was going to rip into her something fierce. Now? Now it doesn't seem like such a good idea.

It was so funny though, when Janet forgot the words and started mumbling incoherently, while her face morphed into bizarre, spastic contortions. Looking back on it now, if I had of known that she suffers from a terrible disease, I never would have laughed.

The first time I saw Janet Reno *dance*, and shake her ass, I nearly spat rye and ginger on my monitor. She resembles an old bar fridge I use to own, a fridge that when I turned on use to shake slowly, back and forth. I had to throw that old fridge out, I really miss that old fridge. I think I still have the original cardboard box it came in.

I wonder where that old fridge is now...