Most Likely it's a Boy

Yesterday it was a girl, today it's a boy, I'm afraid to hear what it's going to be tomorrow. Whether it's a girl or a boy, one thing is for certain, this yet to be born child will soon be a paparazzi's wet dream:

Now we can exclusively unveil the secret they were hoping to keep until the summer birth — that it is a boy.

They plan to stick to family tradition and call their son William after Brad (full name: William Bradley Pitt) and his father.

If this child is in fact a boy, then he will be King. He will rule over each and every one of us, we will submit to his power. This kid is going to be bigger than L. Ron Hubbard, just wait and see.

Brought to you by the *thruthy* peoples at the National Enquirer