I want a new drug

Throw out the roofies, guys, there's a new love drug in town:

Viagra rejuvenated a generation of limp lotharios, but a new love drug called PT-141 could be as good for the goose as it is for the gander.

Just a snort or two from a nasal inhaler is enough to stoke up the sexual fires of both women and men, and often within minutes, Canadian scientists say.

This is no Spanish fly. PT-141 is a copy of the hormone that stimulates the melanocyte-receptors in the brain that play a role in sexual arousal.

Unlike ether and a rag, this new drug supposedly affects the central nervous system. In other words, it will get women all funny in their goodie package. Three cheers for modern medicine!

This might be the greatest sexual invention since the ball-gag, I'm sure everyone will rally around it. However, there seems to be a misconception about Viagra. Viagra doesn't make men horny, it just gives them a hard-on. I know, I know, shut up, I know that one leads to another most of the times, but not always. Let me explain.

PT-141, which is a really terrible name for a sexual drug, supposedly incites desire with women, it makes them frisky...kind of like when your small dog eats salmon kibble and starts humping your leg. Where as Viagra doesn't incite horniness, it just makes you so hard that you can crack coconuts with your pecker.

PT-141 will be great for ugly guys. Hot women who are all goofed up on this drug won't care so much about the quality of the man they're about to jump, their only care will be to get the high hard one from whoever, or whatever is around.

With Viagra, men need to be turned on first before they get hard. So, just because a guy is on Viagra doesn't necessarily mean that he will get aroused by any old hag he sees, he still has to find her attractive enough to want to bone.

Have I made myself clear?

In lab trials, female rats exposed to PT-141 immediately began seeking out male rats for sex.

You can now substitute the word *rats* for *cougars*.

The article says that PT-141 also works on men. I'm sure that within a few weeks, bars will be selling shooters of this shit, and you know that going to the washroom in these clubs will be one very messy experience.

I'm all for PT-141. I'm an old fashioned kind of guy, and I will continue to arouse my woman the old fashion way: Wearing a tiara and a pair of Speedo's and *posing down*.

Mind you, if that doesn't work, then of course I'll slip her a 6 pack of PT-141.

Do I make you horny, baby?