Burn the Churches!

Progressive PolyGendered Village Peoples of Toronto, Rejoice!

Rush out and set the Christian Churches on fire! Arson them! Our Progressive He/She/Its in racist France are doing it ... we can too!




Advantages:
(1) Frees up land in your community for building a new Homeless Shelter!

(2) Appeases those suicide killers ... they will not attack Canada if we suck their ass. You will not have to wear adult diapers to ride the subway because you are afraid.

(3) Makes George Bush frown. Anything that makes George Bush sad is good!

Disadvantages:
(1) Civil War. Them there Christians are mighty thick in the 905 and even thicker beyond the 905. They got guns, cars, and heavy industry. Might be a few vigilantes roaming the woods up in cottage country. And they could cut off our supply of food. No garbage out of the city, either.

(2) American Invasion. George Bush would never invade the country that is his largest trading partner when some twelve billion American Jobs are at stake. Our War Machine strikes fear into the Americans.


A moment of inspiration from the goose pen of Fenris Badwulf, Esquire.