Feminists denounce Racism
TORONTO - The city of diversity is being torn apart by charges that thirteen black youth forced two white girls into a life of prostitution at the Cardinal McGuigan Catholic High school in the troubled Jane - Finch area.
Prominent feminist Judy Rebick has come out to denounce the Metro Police as heavy handed racist patriarchialists. 'Look at the way the girl dressed,' said Judy, 'she had it coming ...'
Liberal party candidate Karla Homolka says that 'boys will be boys ... it is just the way they are.'
Many local parents have called for the head of the high school principal because he is a racist white heteronormative male. It is all his fault.
Our investigative reporter, the impartial ShakaZulu called one of the alleged pimps on his cell phone when he was out clubbing on Sunday night.
'Yo, m'fo! S'up? Huh. F'k beotch. Ho, word, m'fo!' He said.
Several of the accused are straight A students who have already been offered scholarships in journalism at the University of Toronto. Tofu 'Switchblade' Islamabad is a typical teenager who has been caught up in the racist hate storm surrounding this Klu Klux Klan inspired act of ethnic cleansing. Switchblade spoke to our reporter through an Jane-Finch Ebonic-English interpreter. Only 18, he is excelling in his advanced grade nine classes and works hard in community service as a co-ordinator for Crack Dealers Annonymous. He has never had any contact with police. He has never broken the law. He cleans his plate and helps his mom with the dishes. He has three children, all aged three. Without their daddy Switchblade these children and their mothers would have to eke out a grim existance on social assistance, education grants, unwed mothers allowance, food bank supplies, and church suppers.
Judy Rebick is outraged. 'This poor black youth is only trying to build a life for himself in this racist shithole that is Canada. There is only the word of two girls against him. You know how hysterical women get. He is a nice kid with his whole life ahead of him, give him a break. Our future economy is dependent upon fine upstanding men like Switchblade.'
Fenris Badwulf wrote this, his heart bleeding. Every fact checked by CBC trained fact checker ShakaZulu, so you know it is Main Stream Media accurate.
Prominent feminist Judy Rebick has come out to denounce the Metro Police as heavy handed racist patriarchialists. 'Look at the way the girl dressed,' said Judy, 'she had it coming ...'
Liberal party candidate Karla Homolka says that 'boys will be boys ... it is just the way they are.'
Many local parents have called for the head of the high school principal because he is a racist white heteronormative male. It is all his fault.
Our investigative reporter, the impartial ShakaZulu called one of the alleged pimps on his cell phone when he was out clubbing on Sunday night.
'Yo, m'fo! S'up? Huh. F'k beotch. Ho, word, m'fo!' He said.
Several of the accused are straight A students who have already been offered scholarships in journalism at the University of Toronto. Tofu 'Switchblade' Islamabad is a typical teenager who has been caught up in the racist hate storm surrounding this Klu Klux Klan inspired act of ethnic cleansing. Switchblade spoke to our reporter through an Jane-Finch Ebonic-English interpreter. Only 18, he is excelling in his advanced grade nine classes and works hard in community service as a co-ordinator for Crack Dealers Annonymous. He has never had any contact with police. He has never broken the law. He cleans his plate and helps his mom with the dishes. He has three children, all aged three. Without their daddy Switchblade these children and their mothers would have to eke out a grim existance on social assistance, education grants, unwed mothers allowance, food bank supplies, and church suppers.
Judy Rebick is outraged. 'This poor black youth is only trying to build a life for himself in this racist shithole that is Canada. There is only the word of two girls against him. You know how hysterical women get. He is a nice kid with his whole life ahead of him, give him a break. Our future economy is dependent upon fine upstanding men like Switchblade.'
Fenris Badwulf wrote this, his heart bleeding. Every fact checked by CBC trained fact checker ShakaZulu, so you know it is Main Stream Media accurate.
posted by The Mayor at 12:50 PM
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