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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

8 Types of Guys Women avoid

Ask Men has compiled a list of annoying types of men that women avoid like the God damned plague. The article is too long to list every type of annoying trait, so I'll concentrate on the first two.

#1 with a bullet, "The needy guy". You all know the needy guy, he's your friend that can't keep his emotions to himself and is always begging his girl for a compliment or to be re-assured that he's still the shit with her. The needy guy sucks and must be destroyed.

Women like guys with confidence, they don't like guys that are whiney, emotional basketcases. They have troubles of their own, and they'll let you know every last one of them, so shut the hell up about your own problems, it's of no one's concern, especially not the woman who your trying to ball.

#2--"The predictable guy". Or as he is better known as, "The boring-as-shit guy". If you won't kiss your woman because you haven't scheduled it in your day-planner, then you are the boring as shit guy.

Women like men that are spontaneous. In order to keep any relationship fresh, you have to be unpredictable. Boring men will quickly find that they really will never have any use for a queen size bed, a single will do just nicely.

I'm not saying that in order to be spontaneous that you start holding up 7/11's, just change your routine around. I once posted about the benefits of slapping your woman's ass, do it now, go slap her ass. She won't know what the hell got into you, yet she'll think about it all day. After you slap her ass, say something like "You had it coming, look at the way you're dressed". Slap that ass.

I think I'll continue this most helpful post tomorrow.

posted by The Mayor at 11:39 AM

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