The Women of Mitchieville have lost their minds

Girls/women have dirty minds. I always thought that was true, but today convinced me, women are at least 63% more perverted then men are.

I was reading some of the claims people were putting through due to the extensive flooding caused last week in Mitchieville when our retractable roof locked and wouldn't close in time for the big storm, when I decided to put away all the headaches and have a look at the last few weeks of comments left on this site. Lordy, Lordy, I was shocked.

The females commenters on this site are like the chickies from "Girls Gone Wild"(sans the nudity). I was thinking that maybe there have been one or two *dirty* comments left on here, but I was completely wrong. There are close to a zillion.

Don't get me wrong, I dig it. Oh yes, I dig it big time. I like the fact that female Mitchievillians are perverted vixens, it makes my *goodie package* tremble(yes Emily, I said *goodie package*). Where the perversion is coming from I'm not sure, but I applaud it.

The male Mitchievillians, well, we're another story completely. We seem to be tame, the voice of reason, and I have to be honest with you, when males are the voice of reason, it can only mean one thing, the world is coming to an end.

I'm not asking for change, as a matter of fact I despise change, I won't tolerate it. I'm just pointing out a cold, hard fact; you women have contorted and debased minds.

I can't say this enough though, having warped, polluted and twisted minds will always get you a seat at my table. Please don't change, I'll kill the River Rat if you do.

Carry on.