The Dirty Sanchez Report - this weeks NFL picks
After much negotiation with Mitchieville, Diego "Dirty" Sanchez and The Mayor have come to terms on a contract.
Dirty will be providing his infamous brand of sports reporting regularly for all you Mitchievillians. We'd like to thank Dirty for joining our family and look forward to his in your face style of commentary.
Have at it Diego.
Hey all you whacked out prepubescent sports nuts! I don't have time to write anything meaningful and/or derogatory today, so I'll just give you my NFL picks for the week. But don't despair, I'll be back with some hard-hitting in-your-face crap next time. Until then.....enjoy....or &^$# %&*^$!!!
The Dirty Sanchez Report - this weeks NFL picks:
Baltimore/Jets: The interception king indeed may be back, however, the Jets are due and bringing back the big V might be what it takes to finally get these guys over the top. Besides, the Ravens aren't all that anyways. Jets win.
Saints/Bills: Okay let's face it, the Bills have a great D again this year, but their O is sucking some heavy odorous air. Losman has yet to throw anything that resembles a "REAL" pass, so they're trying to rely on the running game alone. After awhile folks your opponent will pick up on that and play you accordingly. Hence the Bills record. Having said that, I hate the Saints........THEY SUCK!!!! The Bills take this one......and you'll have to thank Moulds for it afterwards.
Colts/Titans: Who's been feeding guy in girls clothing magic mushrooms? Are you insane woman! I love you but you apparently used crack before you picked this game. Do you think for a moment that the NFL's most prolific passer will stay as limp as a noodle in his area of expertise for long?!? Never argue with The Sanchez. I'm with The Mayor, Colts win by at least 700 points.
Broncos/Jags: Jags should take this, however, Denver just came off a supreme beat down of one of the best teams in the NFL. That could've provided a springboard for this okay team to beat a fellow okay team. On the other hand, they could cocky as hell and think they're invincible. But, I'll stick with the Jags.
Texans/Bengals: Bengals.....say no more.
Chargers/Patriots: I also think this will be a close one, but I'm going with the Pats...barely.
Seahawks/Redskins: Seahawks just cause I said so.
Rams/Giants: The Giants are a team to be reckoned with this year. They played a great game against the Chargers last week. And except for a few blunders, both O and D were clicking. The Rams on the other hand should be playing better but they're not. Period. Giants take this.
Raiders/Cowboys: I agree with my transvestite friend GIGC. Cowboys suck. Go away. Raiders are one the best teams in the NFL with one of the worst records......It won't stay that way for long. Raiders not only win. They win by 85 points. And that's not all. They will knock all the starters for Dallas out of the game.
Chiefs/Eagles: Don't look for a 3 point game here. The Chiefs are embarrassed after their loss to the Broncos last week. They are going to take that frustration out the Eagles. Chiefs win big.
Vikings/Falcons: Conventional thinking would have you believe if a Falcon attacked a Viking a Viking would kill the predator. Good thinking. Except in this case we're not talking about a normal brand of people....we're talking about Vikings. And as we all know, Vikings are stupid. Minni bites ass this year and are in fact already up for nomination for the illustrious Dirty Sanchez award. Guess what folks.......Falcons win.
49ers/Cardinals: First off.....WHO CARES!!! I know I really don't. But if I have to pick a team here I'll go with the gay guys. Yes, that's right....I'm taking the gay guys to slap the bottoms of the not-as-gay-guys in a land where gayness is not overly acceptable. Have fun all! 49ers win.
Packers/Panthers: I love Green Bay. Everyone knows I love Green Bay. I always pick Green Bay. And as bad as Green Bay is this year, I still have that hope deep down in my region that we won't talk about that these guys will finally do it. So I'm going to pick Green Bay knowing that they're going to lose to Carolina.
That's my picks for the week........Dirty Sanchez style.
Dirty will be providing his infamous brand of sports reporting regularly for all you Mitchievillians. We'd like to thank Dirty for joining our family and look forward to his in your face style of commentary.
Have at it Diego.
Hey all you whacked out prepubescent sports nuts! I don't have time to write anything meaningful and/or derogatory today, so I'll just give you my NFL picks for the week. But don't despair, I'll be back with some hard-hitting in-your-face crap next time. Until then.....enjoy....or &^$# %&*^$!!!
The Dirty Sanchez Report - this weeks NFL picks:
Baltimore/Jets: The interception king indeed may be back, however, the Jets are due and bringing back the big V might be what it takes to finally get these guys over the top. Besides, the Ravens aren't all that anyways. Jets win.
Saints/Bills: Okay let's face it, the Bills have a great D again this year, but their O is sucking some heavy odorous air. Losman has yet to throw anything that resembles a "REAL" pass, so they're trying to rely on the running game alone. After awhile folks your opponent will pick up on that and play you accordingly. Hence the Bills record. Having said that, I hate the Saints........THEY SUCK!!!! The Bills take this one......and you'll have to thank Moulds for it afterwards.
Colts/Titans: Who's been feeding guy in girls clothing magic mushrooms? Are you insane woman! I love you but you apparently used crack before you picked this game. Do you think for a moment that the NFL's most prolific passer will stay as limp as a noodle in his area of expertise for long?!? Never argue with The Sanchez. I'm with The Mayor, Colts win by at least 700 points.
Broncos/Jags: Jags should take this, however, Denver just came off a supreme beat down of one of the best teams in the NFL. That could've provided a springboard for this okay team to beat a fellow okay team. On the other hand, they could cocky as hell and think they're invincible. But, I'll stick with the Jags.
Texans/Bengals: Bengals.....say no more.
Chargers/Patriots: I also think this will be a close one, but I'm going with the Pats...barely.
Seahawks/Redskins: Seahawks just cause I said so.
Rams/Giants: The Giants are a team to be reckoned with this year. They played a great game against the Chargers last week. And except for a few blunders, both O and D were clicking. The Rams on the other hand should be playing better but they're not. Period. Giants take this.
Raiders/Cowboys: I agree with my transvestite friend GIGC. Cowboys suck. Go away. Raiders are one the best teams in the NFL with one of the worst records......It won't stay that way for long. Raiders not only win. They win by 85 points. And that's not all. They will knock all the starters for Dallas out of the game.
Chiefs/Eagles: Don't look for a 3 point game here. The Chiefs are embarrassed after their loss to the Broncos last week. They are going to take that frustration out the Eagles. Chiefs win big.
Vikings/Falcons: Conventional thinking would have you believe if a Falcon attacked a Viking a Viking would kill the predator. Good thinking. Except in this case we're not talking about a normal brand of people....we're talking about Vikings. And as we all know, Vikings are stupid. Minni bites ass this year and are in fact already up for nomination for the illustrious Dirty Sanchez award. Guess what folks.......Falcons win.
49ers/Cardinals: First off.....WHO CARES!!! I know I really don't. But if I have to pick a team here I'll go with the gay guys. Yes, that's right....I'm taking the gay guys to slap the bottoms of the not-as-gay-guys in a land where gayness is not overly acceptable. Have fun all! 49ers win.
Packers/Panthers: I love Green Bay. Everyone knows I love Green Bay. I always pick Green Bay. And as bad as Green Bay is this year, I still have that hope deep down in my region that we won't talk about that these guys will finally do it. So I'm going to pick Green Bay knowing that they're going to lose to Carolina.
That's my picks for the week........Dirty Sanchez style.
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