Why Karla is Sexy

Thanks to the freedom fighters in London for taking the media spotlight off Karla! We can only hope that the British-American coalition will declare unconditional surrender and hand over their nuclear weapons to Libya for disposal.

If we better understand the attraction of the buying public to Karla, we can increase market share and advertising revenue for the Main Stream Media. A stronger MSM will be better placed to pursue its constitutional role of Watchdog of Truth over the evil activities of government, corporations, and Christians.

Identify a need, and satisfy it

We now enjoy an era of nearly unbridled pornographic sales and marketing. Our feminist allies have abandoned their anti-porn stance. Not a single faction in the Ruling Axis of Liberal Movements opposes porn. This is great!

A new market has appeared: The lust of millions for the sado-masochistic delights of Karla Homolka. Sure, some people want to kill her on sight for the murders she committed. But others have heavy wallets and bulging purses full of cash, and they want to role play with Karla. This is the ground floor of a money making opportunity!

Remember the bad old days when even a blow job was a forbidden thrill? Thanks to Superior Leader Bill Clinton, the BJ is now a childhood game! Hurrah! This is a victory for women’s rights, and a greater victory for horny male primates! Now, kidnap-rape/torture-murder can be added to the sales brochure.

With classic porn, some painted doxie is presented on a piece of paper for the cerebral stimulation of our buying public. Now, one would assume we would have to do a photo-spread of Karla in some dungeon with an under-age twinkie engaged in non-consensual S and M. Heck no. All we have to do is put Karla’s mug on the CBC and we get the same effect!

Do not believe me? Just feast your eyes on the sales and circulation chart!

Just issue directives to your truth speakers to churn out some ink re-hashing the puff legal pastry. The real deal is the color pic of Karla, those eyes, those eyes of Karla Homolka. I just wring my hands thinking about all the cash flow.

Two words of warning. Stop your guys from comparing Harper’s eyes to Karla’s. This will just get him votes, and we don’t want that. Two, keep on showing the links between the Liberal party and Karla. That will get us votes, and we want that. Having that Liberal senator, what’s his name, at the parole hearing was a master stroke. People know that if they want Karla, if they want more Karla, then the portal is the Liberal party and all it stands for.

Follow up How long before we can get our hands on those Paul and Karla rubber masks? I saw them on sale for Pride Week here in Toronto. They make me giggle. And when do we get a public rights to those tapes? Surely our legal eagles can get them out of the private hands of the coppers. It’s the publics right to know and our right to make money issue here.

This confidential memo excerpts are from the files of Fenris Badwulf