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Monday, May 30, 2005

Photo Chopped

The ever so delicious Linds from the Glamazon Shoe Diaries put up a link a few days ago that I nearly forgot to tell you about. Linds linked to a page of Photoshopped pictures of models, you run your cursor over the picture and it reveals what was Photoshopped.

I spoke with Linds on the phone yesterday, and the day before, and I have to say one thing; that girlie really gets my motor running. She has the sexiest voice I've ever heard, even sexier than the woman that crank calls me and says she wants to bite my nipples off, oh yes, Linds is the real deal.

Linds sends that little shiver up my spine when we talk. I'm a big fan of the little shiver, been a big fan from way back. I've seen a few pics of Linds, more than you have, and I'm telling you right now that she's a sweet package. I'm thinking I'd like to hold her hand and walk along the boardwalk. I'm thinking that I'd like us to go away up north one day to a beautiful cottage and watch sunsets together. I'm thinking that I'd like to smell her hair and breathe her in, and hug her tight.

Who am I kidding? Actually, I'm thinking that I'd like to give Linds a hickey, right on her belly. Damn, I'd love to do that. I'm telling you, I know for sure that she would be the best kisser in the world. When you have lips like hers, it's impossible to be a bad kisser. You don't even have to kiss, all you have to do is just let me bite your lips. Oh yes, yummy for the tummy, that much is true. I only thought of Linds maybe 40 times today, 300 times tops. I don't know, something weird is going on here.

About that link, it's
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posted by The Mayor at 10:34 PM

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