The eyes have it

Is your wife/girlfriend/love-slave pregnant? Are you curious as to what colour your child's eyes are going to be? No? Have you no heart?

Personally, I think that the eye colour calculator is an indispensable tool if you want to see what your child's eye colour will be. Seriously, even if you're a woman and you're having a bastard child, it's still worth having a boo at the chart, it will help you co-ordinate the little ones clothing to match their eyes. And what are we if we aren't fashionable? That's correct, we're no better than an animal.

I have delicious green eyes and my ex wife has dark brown eyes, my legitimate children also have dark brown eyes. My friend is an albino and has pink eyes, his girlfriend has blue eyes, their kids have no eyes, just sockets.

My other friend has bloodshot eyes and his girlfriend has yellow eyes, their children have baggy eyes that seem to droop quite a bit.

Let's put it this way, if you care about the children you will certainly go to the eye calculator and do some decent research, after all, if you're bored enough to read this entire post, you'll certainly be fascinated by another mundane site like the eye calculator. Have I made my point?