Me So Lucky

I was walking to work today when I happened to look down on the ground and spotted a crisp $5 bill just laying there. I bent over and picked it up and walked 20 feet further when I saw two little children standing by the curb crying. I asked them what was the matter and they said they just lost $5, it was their lunch money. As I proceeded to work I wondered to myself what the chances were of two people in the same day, so close together losing $5. The odds have to be at least 10-1. And then I thought to myself that if it takes a hungry belly for these two children to learn the responsibility of caring for their money then so be it.

The end.

Love,

The Mayor