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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

I want to go to Heaven. Good, I want you to die, Sincerely, God

OVIEDO, Fla. (AP) - A Presbyterian minister collapsed and died in mid-sentence of a sermon after saying "And when I go to heaven ...," his colleague said Monday.
What he meant to say was that he wants some pussy, but dem da brakes brother.
There's no need to go read the rest of the article, the funny part has already been taken care of.

posted by The Mayor at 1:52 PM

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