Angelina Jolie tried to sex me up

THE phone sex session with Angelina Jolie that ended Brad Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston was just the latest in an intense relationship that had been raging for nearly a year.

"They'd speak on the phone all the time,always speaking in hushed tones. There was no hiding their affection for each other.
"She also has the balls to call if she likes someone. She has this don't-give-a-damn' attitude which is infectious. It's not hard to fall for her.
It was just such a call at Brad and Jen's Beverly Hills home that ended their marriage.
Our source revealed: "Jennifer listened in on the conversation via another house extension. I don't know if she accidentally picked up the phone or deliberately did that. Either way, she went ballistic.
"It has never been easy being married to the man who is held up as the sexiest, most desirable man in the world.

(outside of Mitchieville)

Angelina and I had phone sex just the other day. I have to admit, she nearly turned me on. Here's a few lines from our conversation:

Me: Hey baby, so what's going on?.

Angelina: Just thinking about you, only you, no-one but you.

Me: Not Brad?

Angelina: Brad who?

Me: hehe, that's right baby, who indeed.

Angelina; So, what are you wearing?

Me: A potato sack and some moccasin's.

Angelina: That's downright fucking sexy, I want some of that.

Me: Settle down baby, throw some cold water on your face, anyways,what are you wearing?

Angelina: A pair of trackpants and a sweat top.

Me: Oh Christ, maybe I'll call you back after you clean yourself up a bit.

Me: Hey listen, did you know that Pitt was in a movie called "Snatch"

Angelina: Ya

Me: Snatch is a funny word.

Angelina: Have I mentioned how much I want you?

Me: ya ya, boring story Rusty, listen I gotta go, I have to go have some Botox injected into my skull.