Quick as a DART, Sharp as an egg

Canada's quick response unit, DART, have finally arrived in Ampara, to supply tsunami devastated residents with aid, a field hospital and clean drinking water. After travelling 12 hours through incredibly dangerous jungles to get there, they found out that Ampara has plenty of aid, a field hospital and enough clean drinking water.

Just a thought here, next time you might want to call in advance to see if you're actually needed.

All is not in vain though. DART has been busy returning tsunami ravaged victims beer bottles to local beer stores, and telling the local children stories about how smart our Liberal Government is.

When asked for a comment on the faux pas, Paul Martin admitted, "Ya, I'm a fucking idiot, but stupid ass Canadians will still vote us corrupt Liberals into office in the next election, so who really gives a shit?".