Slave Markets of Toronto
As a well known published Canadian Author, I am pleased to announce to you the publication of my latest work, Slave Markets of Toronto.
Written with language easily understood by eight year olds, this lavishly illustrated work details in over fifty pages the truth that Stephen Harper and his gang of meanies does not want you to hear. Every progressive adult will want their school board to have this book force fed to other peoples children at taxpayers expense. You will be entertained as your fingers run over the text and your lips form the words as you read this book to each other at your commissar supervised political meetings this political season.
Starting with the great Inquisition of 1405, lead by the evil Inquisitor General Stephen the Harper, this fact checked work (every fact checked by a main stream media fact checker) describes the torture, rape, and murder of every single minority, group, village, and progressive friend of Pox-Canadians. Lavish illustrations on every page detail the grisly indignities, the gory mutilations, and gut wrenching atrocities. You can follow along the steps of the Inquisition as it travelled around the village of Toronto, burning witches, drowning babies, and dragging N-people behind teams of mules. This is a story you should tell other peoples children.
Also included, as my gift to you, is a map showing the erosion of the mountains of Saskatchewan, caused by Global Warming caused by racism, sexism, and the lingering effects of colonialism in Africa.
This book has a forward by a well known Canadian author, is printed on recycled paper, and was printed in China using traditional third world methods. Included is a donation form for charity, and advertising for other books by Fenris Badwulf, famous Canadian author.
Demand that your school board put this book on their mandatory reading list. Profits from this book will be given to the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence, which trains disadvantaged peoples to be telemarketers.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom, Stormy Days of March
Written with language easily understood by eight year olds, this lavishly illustrated work details in over fifty pages the truth that Stephen Harper and his gang of meanies does not want you to hear. Every progressive adult will want their school board to have this book force fed to other peoples children at taxpayers expense. You will be entertained as your fingers run over the text and your lips form the words as you read this book to each other at your commissar supervised political meetings this political season.
Starting with the great Inquisition of 1405, lead by the evil Inquisitor General Stephen the Harper, this fact checked work (every fact checked by a main stream media fact checker) describes the torture, rape, and murder of every single minority, group, village, and progressive friend of Pox-Canadians. Lavish illustrations on every page detail the grisly indignities, the gory mutilations, and gut wrenching atrocities. You can follow along the steps of the Inquisition as it travelled around the village of Toronto, burning witches, drowning babies, and dragging N-people behind teams of mules. This is a story you should tell other peoples children.
Also included, as my gift to you, is a map showing the erosion of the mountains of Saskatchewan, caused by Global Warming caused by racism, sexism, and the lingering effects of colonialism in Africa.
This book has a forward by a well known Canadian author, is printed on recycled paper, and was printed in China using traditional third world methods. Included is a donation form for charity, and advertising for other books by Fenris Badwulf, famous Canadian author.
Demand that your school board put this book on their mandatory reading list. Profits from this book will be given to the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence, which trains disadvantaged peoples to be telemarketers.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom, Stormy Days of March
posted by Fenris Badwulf at 10:17 AM
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