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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Andrew Busskohl Is All Heart, And Then Some

After 14-year-old Andrew Busskohl received a heart transplant four years ago, he told reporters he was planning to be a surgeon when he got older. He never quite made it to be a surgeon, it seems a butcher is more up his alley:
Busskohl, now 18, faces charges that prosecutors say stem from a plan for the gruesome killing of a neighboring stranger. His chilling plan called for cutting out the heart or eyelids of his potential victim, according to a criminal complaint filed this week in Washington County.
His plan included breaking a neighbours window, crawling in a few days later, slashing his victim's throat or stabbing him in the heart, and then walk away la dee da. And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for his meddling friend:
Busskohl's friend Eric Eischens came forward to report that Busskohl told him he had "come up with a plan on how to murder someone."
As a student of horror movies, I chalk this up to the evil heart this poor boy received when he was but a child. I don't blame this on the doctors that transplanted the evil heart into the boy, there's no way of telling how bad the heart is until something like this happens. I'm just glad they sorted this out before the kid bought a hockey mask and wore it to his prom.

You gotta have heart...

posted by The Mayor at 8:10 PM

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