This Really Blows

The mother of an Australian girl who died from a bizarre cancer therapy called "ozone treatment", testified against the doctor who administered it, at a parliamentary committee today:

Ms O'Donnell was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2003 and went to Mr Bitelco after hearing from a friend about his treatments.

He promised her a "50 per cent cure" after giving her a treatment known as "vaginal blowing" during which she had to move up and down on the bed saying "Oh, Boy", Mrs O'Donnell said.

The committee heard he then offered to continue the treatment for almost $10,000, showing her albums and videos of previous clients.

"Shannon . . . told me he had an album of women patients whom he photographed nude, and she had advised Lubo she would not be photographed nude while being treated," Mrs O'Donnell said.

The first time I read this article I thought it said the treatment administered was known as *vaginal bowling*. That really peaked my interest, I was wondering if there were any leagues opening up in Mitchieville. Are there mixed leagues, women's only leagues, I had plenty of questions. Now, after reading the article a second time, I see that the therapy is actually known as vaginal blowing. Which makes me wonder: How the hell did a doctor in Australia manage to steal MY line?

Open up and say awwwwwwww

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