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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby

If you were born on this day, you share your birthday with some of the ugliest creatures God ever put on this fine earth. that doesn't mean you're ugly or anything, nay, just the opposite. I would say that by comparison, and we have never met, nor do I have anything up my sleeve, I think that you are far better looking than any of the vermin on the list you are about to read. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry....hell, we're all sorry....but mostly, God is sorry.
1973 Kathleen Robertson (actress)
1839 John D. Rockefeller (industrialist)
1908 Nelson Rockefeller (Ex VP, lefty)
1958 Kevin Bacon (actor)
1951 Anjelica Huston (actress)
1935 Steve Lawrence (Leibowitz) (singer, songwriter)
1933 Marty Feldman (comedian, actor)
1932 Jerry Vale (Genaro Vitaliano) (singer)
And how do things shape up for you? Your personal ruling planets are Moon and Saturn.

Saturn makes you a most reliable and dedicated person in life. Moon also makes you sensitive to the needs of others. This is a wonderful combination for someone looking for a friend or partner who will sincerely serve their needs.

Try not to be too concerned about your financial prospects. When you meet the right person you will be able to pool your resources and work together towards a common financial goal.

It's most important for you to marry for love and not simply for status or the dollar value that a relationship provides.

Saturn rules your 7th and 8th Solar sectors and delays your marriage until your perfect soulmate arrives on the scene.

You have practical, methodical and self disciplined attitudes to life in general, and are an excellent workier.

Your lucky colours are deep blue and black.

Your lucky gems are blue sapphire, lapis lazuli and amethyst.

Your lucky days of the week are Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 8, 17, 26, 35, 44, 53, 62, 71.

posted by The Mayor at 7:14 AM

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