Sherri Shepherd Stepped Up To The Abortion Buffet

In the new issue of black Christian women's magazine Precious Times, Sherri Shepherd reveals her thoughts on her many abortions, heaven, this and that, and of course, blah blah blah:

"I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count."

Abortion face then went on to explain how she overcame the guilt and trauma associated with having multiple abortions:

“A wonderful woman at one of the women’s conferences I speak at came to me and said, ‘Sherri, you know when you get to heaven all your babies are going to be there saying, ‘Hi momma.” and it just kind of freed me and I knew that Jesus had forgiven me.

"Hi momma, it's me, dead baby #8. Remember me momma? Of course you don't, you had me ripped out when I was three months old. Momma, I'm in heaven now and I'm a great dancer. Do you know why I'm a great dancer? Because I spent the first three months of my life dodging a fucking coat hanger, you stupid bitch".

Can we get a retro-abortion, please?