No Shower Power For This Man

According to this article in the Boston Herald, the newest trend in weddings is the *Man Shower*. Seeing as though females have traditionally held showers, now guys want in on the action:

It’s another example of grooms leaving their stereotypical roles behind, she said, noting that male bridesmaids and female groomsmen are becoming more common.

That doesn't mean they’re abandoning tradition. For Rob Wise, the man shower was a warm-up to, not a substitute for, the bachelor party.

"It was precursor, a chance to get the guys together and let off a little steam," he said.

Highlights of the party included playing football, drinking games and Rock Band, a video game where players perform in virtual bands, said Wise, who married Michelle Creel in June.

Let's face it, if you are a guy and attending a man shower, you may as well just chop off your balls right now and shove them in your mouth. You are mere steps away from growing a vagina and having crying fits while watching Grey's Anatomy. I bet your nipples are very sensitive. There are only two types of showers that any man would support: female marital showers and golden showers. And not necessarily in that order.

What kind of guy goes to a man shower? The same kind of guy that lovingly refers to himself as a metrosexual, guys that really dig doubles tennis, and dudes who get excited when a new crop of wine coolers hit the market. That's right, I'm talking about guys from Portland.

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