Little Linkie Love

If anyone is following the divorce trial between Christie Brinkley and husband Peter Cook, I'm sure you will agree that it is absolutely fascinating. Testifying today, Diana Bianchi, the 18 year old that Cook was banging, said that he paid her $300,000 to shut her pie-hole and a generous stipend of $3000.00 a month to polish his knob. The thing that really caught my attention though was this choice tidbit:

He acknowledged spending about $3,000 a month on pornographic Web sites in 2005.

Hey, poopy pants, internet porn is free, keep up with the tour. If you don't believe me, ask Steamboat, he'll hook you up, you rich retard.

I never knew this, but the dead dude who use to own Wendy's--Dave, I believe--use to have terrible trouble with his daughter. She use to attack him and try to smash his head open with blunt objects. It's true, follow the linkie to find out.

I'm not sure what to make out of Web Guy vs Sales Dude. I'm pretty sure I hate it, but the jury is still out for now.

What better way to introduce your children into the exciting world of subatomic particles, than by giving them a Subatomic Particle Plush Toy. Hooray science!

If you are going to corrupt your mind with utter nonsense and crap, may I suggest making this your first stop. Dmitri, the studstalker, is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. The sad part is that both calls are real. Ya.

What are the most unhealthy carnival foods? If I told you it would ruin the surprise. On the other hand, a deep fried Snickers bar sounds pretty good right now.

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