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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Little Linkie Love

I bought a few t-shirts about a month ago that are, to say the least, of questionable quality. Since I started boycotting anything that's made in China (three years now), most of my t-shirts come from such industrial powerhouses such as Bolivia and Ecuador, with the occasional Indian shirt thrown in. To say that the quality control in those countries is lacking is an understatement. To say that they produce complete trash is just about right. Anyway, I got home from City Hall tonight and as I was changing out of my dress shirt, I realized that the t-shirt I was trying to get over my head had shrunk to midget size. I ended up getting past my head and when I pulled it down, it went slightly higher than my belly button. My t-shirts have now become belly shirts. Every.Last.One.Of.Them. And no, I haven't gained weight, the shirts are, I suppose, giant pieces of crap. The end.

The Daily Bayonet has a post up and running regarding global warming called: The Problem With Zealots. The post takes you from the beginning of the global warming hoax and shows you where it will all end up. I don't do the post justice with my explanation, but it's what's known in blogging circles as a *must read*.

The United States Marines have been implanting terrorists with microchips in their foreheads, which, when installed correctly, lets the terrorists speak to God. No kidding.

If you can name 10% of these Obscure Chat Acronyms, then you know 10% more chat acronyms than The Mayor. Congrats, here's a cookie.

The Pencil Rebel is a game that is sure to frustrate and annoy you, but guaranteed to keep you busy for at least 10 minutes.

Doggie condoms--is this real or is someone messing with us?

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