Think Globally, Act Locally, and Demand Handouts!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby--July 29

Being born on July 29 means that you share your birthday with the beautiful, like Martina McBride, and the not-so-beautiful, like Geddy Lee. No matter what day you're born this will be the case, but not to the extent that I just mentioned. Those two are different in many respects. Martina is a gorgeous human whose music sucks, while Geddy is ugly as original sin but his music is great. In a way though, it makes sense that both Martina and Geddy were born on the same day: It's the Lord's way to remind us that hot women hate Rush. If you've ever been to a Rush concert you'll know exactly what I mean.
1972 Wil Wheaton (actor--again, no idea)
1966 Martina McBride (singer)
1963 Alexandra Paul (actress--the creature from Baywatch)
1953 Ken Burns (writer, producer, director)
1953 Geddy Lee (singer--I will choose free will)
1946 Neal Doughty (musician--of REO Speedwagon fame)
1941 David Warner (actor)
1938 Peter Jennings (TV anchor--commie face)
1883 Benito Mussolini (Italian prime minister--el douche)
Your personal ruling planets are the Sun and Moon.

Extraordinary sensitivity is offered to you as a result of the date you were born on. Being ruled by the Moon gives you an instinctive sense of the feelings and needs of others and so your destiny is with the general mass of humanity. This won't always sit comfortably with you though, as the Moon rules the 12th Solar House of hidden and sacred domains. You treasure your own space and fiercely protect your own privacy, fearing any invasion of your territory, unless on your own terms.

In that solitude you can feel regarded with a vast capacity for creative and imaginative output. Don't deny the world your gifts for the sake of personal insulation.

Your lucky colours are cream and white and green.

Your lucky gems are moonstone or pearl.

Your lucky days of the week Monday, Thursday, Sunday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 2, 11, 20, 29, 38, 47, 56, 65, 74.

posted by The Mayor at 7:14 AM

|

Submit this post to ... StumbleUpon | Digg | del.icio.us


<< Home

Contributors

  • command economy
  • Reg
  • The Mayor
  • Fenris Badwulf
Donations To The Christian Children's Fund
  • Click HERE and see why.

Best Canadian Blog The 2007 Weblog Awards Mitchieville Kicks Ass!

Previous Posts

  • Little Linkie Love
  • What Do You See?
  • Self-Deprecation Works
  • 5 Year Old Paints The Town Red
  • 200,000 Or 20,000?
  • You Were A Beautiful Baby--July 28
  • Horoscope for the week of July 28, 2008
  • Why Women Can't Parallel Park
  • Practical Actuarial Mathematics for the Common Man
  • Carp-pet cleaners
    • Mitchieville Cabinet

    • Campaign Manager
    • Re-Educationer-Fenris Badwulf
    • House Leaders
    • Parliamentary Chef
    • Defence Minister
    • Finance Minister
    • Native Affairs
    • Munitions - Reg
    • Culture & Arts
    • Information Minister
    • Environment Minister
    • Womyn's Affairs
    • Religious Affairs
    • Senate

    • Cannuckistan Chronicles
    • Florida Cracker
    • The Leather Penguin
    • Marginalized ACTION Dinosaur
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Backbenchers

    • 49th Parallel
    • Angry
    • Attu
    • Battle of Ontario
    • Blazing Cat Fur
    • Blog Quebecois
    • Catprint in the Mash
    • Dangerous Logic
    • Don Surber
    • Dr Mookie Love
    • Enig-Mac
    • Enjoy Every Sandwich
    • Grant Miller Media
    • Grouchy Old Cripple
    • Ice Princess
    • Kathy Shadle
    • Keyser Söze
    • Knowledge is Power
    • Last Of The Few
    • Limits of Respectability
    • Loganotron
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Mugs
    • OMMAG
    • Proud To Be Canadian
    • Rumcorps
    • Right off The Shore
    • Samantha Burns
    • Six Meat Buffet
    • Small Dead Animals
    • Steamboat McGoo
    • Taylor & Company
    • The Digital Brownshirt
    • The Drunken Stepfather
    • The Halls of Macadamia
    • The Last Amazon
    • The Daily Bayonet
    • Wonder Woman
    • Enemies of the State

    • Commissar Suvorov
    • dmorris
    • Dmorris
    • Lisa
    • DINO
    • dmorris
    • Reg
    • dmorris
    • Fenris
    • dmorris
    • Political Prisoners

    • Jack’s Newswatch
    • Purple Tory
    • The Black Rod
    • The Trusty Tory
    • Unambiguously Ambidextrous
    • Humor

      Powered by Blogger


      Mitchieville is worth $100,000,000.00.
      and your blog isn't.


    All content property of The Mayor, unless otherwise noted. This is under a creative commons license.

    Subscribe with Bloglines

    stats count