5 Year Old Paints The Town Red

A five year old Denton Texas child just returned from a trip that is sure to make him the king of the daycare center:

The 5-year-old boy reportedly walked out of the Imagination Station day care in the 2300 block of San Jacinto Boulevard on Tuesday afternoon.

Police said he walked a long way in 100-degree heat crossing at least two busy streets.

He went to a Pep Boys, where he swiped some gum, according to a store worker. The boy then hiked to a RaceTrac gas station where he stole a soda, according to investigators.

His walk then led to a Hooters restaurant where employees gave him a coloring book and soda pop to drink and called police.

The child was not hurt and he was released to his father.

Imagination Station would not comment on the situation.

I heard that the kid actually banged a few of the Hooters girls on his travels, apparently smoking rock gets the child quite horny.

If there is any blame to be cast regarding this story, the Imagination Station should be free from it. Let's face it, they have done their job well: The kid sure isn't lacking in imagination.

The kid had a hoot