Home Renovations and Set, the Snake God

Set, the Snake God is the world's falsest religion.

Adherants, prosletytes, and telemarketers agree that those who follow the path of Set, the Snake God, are merely seeking personal advantage, preferred loan rates, deviant sexual experiences, or fattening food.

Among the celebrated traditions of our non-Christian village peoples is the practice of ritual execution of tradesmen, ex-wives, and yappy dogs. Certainly, those who demand human rights for equally everybody, will also defend the recent ritual murder of the tradesmen, the costly, slow, tradesmen, who looted the coffers of Mitchieville during the Spring 2008 Mayor's Official Office Redecoration

It was with great delight that the tradespeople accepted an invitation to a free meal with a speech and grog to follow, guests of the Mayor and the Council. Of course, we catered the affair ... the food was drugged by my personal physician, Dr.Thrax.

After being drugged, the tradesmen were dragged from the scene by acolytes of Set, the Snake God. Everything was filmed and is available on the pay site. They were laid to rest on slabs of Serpentine, while a singing chorus (thank you, Arts Council of Ontario!) sang choral works adapted to the celebration of Set, the Snake God. Incense was lit and catnip was boiled! Indeed, the crafty tradesmen found themselves annointed with mayonaisse, mustard, and maple syrup, and cast into the wide bog where the happy river reptiles have their village.

You too can celebrate with the followers of Set, the Snake God! Cast your creditors into the maw of Gainsborough, the crocodile! End the pain of divorce by cutting the rope that suspends your digestible ex-spouse over a mud pit filled with hungry, snapping juvenile river reptiles! Only when you enjoy the ending of something that causes you to suffer, in a way that causes them to suffer, can you understand what the Buddha was talking about * .