Is Britney Spears a Lesbian?

Reports from sketchy sources say that Britney Spears participated in wild orgies, threesomes and girl on girl sex before splitting from Kevin Federline:

Kevin's friend, rap music producer Omar 'Iceman' Sharif, lifted the lid on Britney's alleged sexual exploits to In Touch Weekly magazine.

He said: "Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly Britney's."

Omar also claimed that Britney would host X-rated parties at her Malibu marital home.

He said: "They were friends of her who she would invite to her house and they would drink and party. They had their hands all over each other."

Another source said: "Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married."

I always say, if you can't trust a guy who's name is Omar *Iceman* Sharif, then who the hell can you trust? Actually, the only person I trust more than someone named Omar *Iceman* Sharif is that *Anonymous Source* character. They seem to be behind quite a few of these stories.

If Britney was into girl on girl sex, it's only because Federline was such a limp dick that he couldn't satisfy the poor girl. We have to remember that Britney was once one of the more desirable women on the planet. Fast forward three years and now we have a girl that eats chocolate covered bacon and rolls in mud. That's because of Federline. And God. Man, God really is funny sometimes.

She's a lickalotapuss

Thanks for the article, Mark, I owe you one