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Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Mayor Is about To Be Rich--Part 3

The saga continues. Here is the third part, where Mr. Eric sends me some information to send to the bank
My Dear Imperial,

I have finished the programming of your information in the account file as i told you. And now i have prepare the letter of claim which you have to use and contact the bank officailly requesting them to begin with the funds transfer immedaitely. Inside the letter of claim, i have included all the secret information of the deposit which will make the bank beleive you are the next of kin and begin with the transfer. On top of the letter of claim, you will see the bank's email address in which you have to send the letter to. When you get a reply from the bank, please let me know. Below is the letter of claim and just copy it and send it to the bank;
............................................................................
LETTER OF CLAIM
The desk of MR. PATRICK PITTON
DIRECTOR, TELEX DEPARTMENT.
BICICI BANK ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
DIRECT LINE: +225.01.55.86.13.
email: telex.dept.bicici.ci@financier.com

This is to the entire member of Bicici bank CI West Africa, from Imperial Esso.I and all the family members of the late Engr. Norman R. Frank are apologizing for the delay in claim of our late brother's fund in your custody. It was due to some huge circumstance beyond our control. Thank God that finally we have been able to resolve the matter and all of us have agreed to start the process of transferring the money to our designated bank account.

I hereby ask that Bicici bank CI West Africa should please take this issue very serious to ensure that our desire is achieved. We are also ready to comply or submit any requirements to reach our goal. Should we provide you with the agreement letter of all the members of the family and the account detail with the deposit documents to ensure that we are the next of kin. Below is details of the deposit of the money in your bank for your verifications;

DEPOSITOR NAME: Engr. Norman R. Frank
Passport number: A0160114
Account number: 0985200563301164
Date of deposit: 12/11/2000
Amount deposited: USD 5 Million

Your professional advice will be needed in this matter. We will be waiting anxiously to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,

Imperial Esso.
Here was my response:
Hi Mr. Eric,

I have sent the email and am now anxiously awaiting the money. In my mind I have already spent every last cent. I'll get my mom fixed up, buy a new car, and maybe go to Moscow and buy a tramp and get loaded. Who knows, the world is my oyster.

Please let me know the second the dough arrives, I'll be at my computer day and night in anticipation.

I'm so excited I could crap myself.

Yours in Christ,

Imperial Esso
I'll post Part 4 tomorrow. We'll most likely have this wrapped up in about 7 to 10 weeks. I can nearly smell all the money I'm about to get. Lucky me.

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