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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Mayor Is about To Be Rich--Part 2

My quest to become a millionarre continues:
Dear Imperial,

I got your mail and i thank you. I know it will come to you as a surprise but you are really the person whom i contacted about the deal. I understand it's making you sneeze. Ofcourse it's a lot of money and anyone proposed of such offer is very lucky as you are now.

I got your name and details. Actually, i have programmed your names as the true next of kin to receive the money in the account file. I put all your names so that the bank will recorgnize you and begin with the transfer with you. By tomorrow morning, i will be sending you a letter of claim which you have to use and contact the bank officially for the transfer, requesting the bank to begin immediately with the transfer. Inside the letter of claim, i will include all the secret details of the deposit which will make the bank beleive you and begin with the transfer immedaitely. Thanks as i awaits your response.

Yours Mr Eric.
I couldn't have been more happy, it looks like I'll be a millionarre sooner than I thought, Here is my response to Mr. Eric:
Mr Eric,

My heartfelt thanks for your quick response.

My mother will be very happy to hear about this extraordinary news. She is scheduled to have an operation next Thursday to have her larynx removed, and to date I have only been able to come up with 1.2 out of the 1.8 million it will cost for this operation. What the hell I say, you only have one mother, and let's face it, she needs her larynx.

When you have more detaials as to how you would like me to proceed, feel free to pass them on to me and I will be happy to do whatever, however, and most importantly, whomever.

Allah Ahkbar.

Imperial Esso
I will have part 3 tomorrow. Isn't this exciting?

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