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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Jordan Models Lingerie


Modeling a new lingerie line, Jordan selected 6 fans to participate in today's show:
"I decided that I wanted girls from my fan club to model with me in front of the press so I got them to write in and then I chose six girls."
This picture reminds me of what it is like to pick up a woman at a country bar. You start with one of the lovelies on the outside, down about 5 rye and gingers and the next thing you know the woman starts looking like the one next to her. Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat and finally you're going home with Jordan. Mind you, the next day you're gnawing your arm off and beating the original ugly chick with it. But those my friends, are what we in the entertainment business call *memories*.

Thanks WWTDD for the pic

And thanks to The Sun
for making this all possible. I will never forget you.

posted by The Mayor at 7:57 PM

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