The Wildenbeast Is Loose

After 10 years of cosmetic surgery and close to $4 million dollars later, socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein not only lost her husband, but her looks (and probably her friends, family, the love of the Lord, ect):

Ms Wildenstein famously embarked on a radical amount of cosmetic procedures after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband would leave her.

The first time Wildenstein saw his newly-sculpted wife, he was said to have screamed in horror, unable to recognize her.

No shit, I'd scream too if the elephant man was sitting on my bed naked.

When I saw this picture, the first thought that came to my mind was, who the hell dug up Lucille Ball? It seems $4 million bucks doesn't get you a lot these days, she may want to get the extended warranty next time a surgeon attempts to beautify her. At this point though, torching her face with a Molotov cocktail would be beautifying her.

She's still considered sexy in Winnipeg!

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