Kate Moss Got Ugly

Talk about false advertising. Imagine, you're at a bar and pick up this hot piece of ass. The next morning you wake up to a chick that has more lines on her face than an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of foolscap. I guarantee you'd be gnawing off your arm and pouring sulfuric acid all over your balls. Many people around the internets are wondering what happened to Kate Moss and her startling looks. I happen to know the answer: she snorted her good looks up her giant nose years ago. Keep in mind that Kate Moss is 34. From the picture on the right, she looks like she should be knitting shawls and screaming at kids to keep off her lawn.

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