The story of a dollar

When you take a dollar out of your lunch money, ask yourself, how can this dollar help others to help the helpless?

The average Canadian taxpayer only pays around 55 percent of their income into the hands of taxspenders. Thats only fifty-five cents per dollar. Fifty five cents is not very much money. That is only two quarters and a nickel. So, people who complain about taxes, about mismanagement of taxes, and the squandering of taxes on parasites, predators, and other marginalized members of the community, are racists.

Taxspenders come in two species. The first type are the activist taxspenders ... these are the important people who take the fifty-five cents (thats not very much, now is it?) and wisely re-distribute this money into the hands of the second type of taxspenders. But this diversity of taxspenders all have one thing in common: they cash cheques drawn on some government account.

Money is dirty and evil. In the hands of taxpayers, money just leads to non-government spending. Taxpayers never spend money on taxspenders, not a single penny. So, it is good that we have taxspenders to use emotional manipulative techniques to get that fifty-five cents from taxpayers. Only through the power of socialism is money converted from dirty money to clean cheques, printed off government high speed, high capacity printers. You would not let your children eat money, so it is good that we have taxspenders spending money to teach other taxspenders not to let their children eat money. Better the taxspenders cash cheques and that the taxpayer have less dirty money.

As you drink your Victory Coffee, happy worker, take a look over all the work you have to do. Look at the place where you work. Think about where you live. These places all exist so that you can pay taxes to taxspenders. It is better when they spend your money.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.